Trust me when I say this story is really out there. Some people say that Albert Einstein had some of his greatest ideas in his dreams. Unfortunately for me that is not the case. So I guess somewhere between the time you fall asleep, and the moment you "kinda" realize you're in a dream is where i'll begin.
I'm looking out a window (all in my dream) in this creepy house of which i've never seen before. All of a sudden I begin to see the Enterprise coming toward us. Yes from Star Trek. In the room is my family and friends, all essential personnel for an important dream! The Enterprise comes down and Beam transports people and begins to depart. Now about the time the Enterprise leaves the clouds start forming into this dark and gloomy formation. At this point i'm petrified because, whatever was coming we were obviously left behind to face it.
In a frantic motion we all start running, to where i'll never know. Whenever we got outside things began to come together. Nanomites! Yes from G.I Joe. It was eating up everything in its path. At least its not zombies! I think everyone can agree that those dreams typically are the worst. Running from something that can't die, thats not for me. I'm more along the lines of being in that "happy place", as long as KISS isn't there trying to mess my hole in one up. Over your head if you never seem Happy Gilmore.
So before i can end this weird story which has no impact whatsoever on anything, i want to say thank you to the one or two people that actually read this far. I usually don't dream this far out there, so i figured why not tell some.
Before leaving on my dirtbike, which i checked to make sure had a license plate, i grabbed all the essential items one needs to survive "in a Dream". My iphone (obviously) , my favorite jacket, some clean socks, and last but not least a full size SCBA. As we all road away like it was the end of a pilot episode of my memoir my alarm struck.